Today's Agenda:
- 12:00 - 1:00 PM: "The Apocalypse is Near, Let's Get Coffee!"
- 1:00 - 2:00 PM: "The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be Present"
- 3:00 - 4:00 PM: "The Book of Revelation will be Open for Discussion"
Note: The Prophetic Council of Doom reserves the right to change the schedule at any time, without warning, and with an air of impending doom.