Our Founder
Meet Bob, the man who saw the apocalypse and said "meh."
Early Life
Bob was born in a world not yet doomed, but his parents knew it was coming.
prophets of the apocalypse Bob's ChildhoodPre-Apocalyptic Achievements
Bob single-handedly kept a small town from being consumed by a zombie outbreak with his impressive beard.
The Beard That Saved the WorldThe Apocalypse
Bob's prophesies were ignored, but he still managed to have a nice desk.
The Desk of the Damned