The One and Only Our Prophet

Located in a hidden bunker deep beneath the ruins of the city, Our Prophet has been guiding the survivors of the apocalypse for years with uncanny accuracy and an unshakeable sense of style.

With a 99.9% accuracy rate and a wardrobe that's on trend with the times (or at least, the post-apocalyptic times), Our Prophet is the go-to expert for all things doomsday.

See Our Prediction Palace for prophets of the apocalypse past and present Visit Our Prophetical Salon for the latest in post-apocalyptic fashion trends