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Welcome, fellow prophets of the apocalypse. We've been expecting you.

As you know, our handshake is our most valuable asset. It's the key to our power, our influence, and our ability to bring about the end times.

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Don't bother looking for us in the Bible. We're not mentioned. We're the unsaid, the unspoken, the unapocalyptic.

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