My child, the world is full of undercaffeinated souls, stumbling through life like the sleep-deprived zombies that they are. Their eyes are dull, their thoughts are cloudy, and their productivity is zilch. And so, I shall speak to you today of the importance of caffeine, that wondrous elixir of the gods.
— The Prophet of the Caffeine (aka The Coffee King)
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