Today, we gather to discuss the inefficiency of inefficiency. It's a topic near and dear to my heart, and one that has taken me years of study and contemplation to fully grasp.
So, what is the inefficiency of inefficiency, you ask? Simply put, it's the inefficiency that occurs when one tries to be efficient, but ends up being inefficient. It's like trying to find a shortcut through the desert, only to end up lost in the dunes.
As I've said before, 'You can't get there from here.' But, I digress.
Let us consider an example: imagine a man trying to make a simple sandwich. He wants to be efficient, so he grabs a few slices of bread, some cheese, and a jar of mayonnaise. But, he forgets to grab a knife. He tries to open the jar with his bare hands. He gets it open, but not before it's covered in mayonnaise. He tries to use it to cut the bread, but it slips out of his hands and lands on the floor.
And so, the sandwich remains unmade. But, was it ever truly efficient in the first place? I think not.
So, let us all strive for inefficiency. Let us all be like the man with the mayonnaise-covered jar.
For in the words of the great Inefficiency Prophet, 'A sandwich is only as good as the mayonnaise that gets in the way.'