Prophets of the Apocalypse

Sermon of the Inefficacy

In the name of all that is dull and uninspired, we gather here today to celebrate the art of doing nothing.

For it is in the void where the most profound discoveries are made. The stillness of a stagnant pond, the silence of a forgotten library, the taste of last week's leftovers.

• Our patron saint, The Prophet of the Inefficacy, shall guide us through the wasteland of productivity.
• We shall find meaning in the meaningless, purpose in the mundane, and fulfillment in the futile.

And so, my fellow travelers, join me in this sacred ritual of doing nothing, that we may be transformed by the pure, unadulterated joy of inefficacy.