The Sermon of the Sighs

Today, we shall explore the depths of inefficiency. Why, oh why, do we toil and struggle through life's daily grind, only to achieve the bare minimum in productivity? Is it a curse, a plague, or simply the natural course of our pitiful humanity?

Let us journey through the wasteland of wasted time, the desert of delay, and the mountains of missed deadlines. We shall climb the valley of unnecessary meetings, and descend into the pit of procrastination.

And when we finally reach the summit of our goals, we shall find that they are but a mirage, a will-o'-the-wisp of promise, a... SIGH!