The Sermon of the Sin of the To-Do List

A Sermon by Prophet of Inefficacy

Today, I stand before you, a congregation of the weary and the worn. Your to-do lists, once a proud and noble endeavor, have become a burden. A constant reminder of all the things you will never finish.

• They said you would get it done, but you didn't.
• You said you would do it, but you lied.
• The laundry still piles high, the dishes still stack, and the deadline still looms.

But fear not, for I have a solution. A solution that will set you free from the chains of the to-do list.

It is this: do nothing.

That's right, my friends, do nothing. For in the stillness of inaction, you will find the peace that passes all understanding.

Or, at the very least, you will find a nice nap spot.