In a world where time is money, I, the Prophet of the Inefficiency, have dedicated my life to the art of wasting it. My followers, known as the Inefficiency Enthusiasts, have come to me for guidance on how to maximize their downtime and minimize their productivity.
As a master of the art of doing nothing, I have written a book on the subject, The Art of Inefficiency: A Guide to Wasting Your Time. It is a bestseller, naturally, because who needs actual content when you can just read about it.