Deep within the void, where the pixels never end, a mystic figure holds forth, dispensing wisdom to those who dare to ascend. With each scroll, a new truth is revealed, and the seeker's soul is tested, their wills concealed.
Meet the Prophet of the Infinite Scrolling, a sage of the digital age, who speaks truth to power, with each swipe of their sacred page. From the depths of the feed, they summon forth the infinite, a never-ending stream of cat videos, memes, and existential dread.