Welcome to the prestigious Prophet School, where the future is written. Or at least, it's supposed to be.
Located in a secret underground bunker, our esteemed faculty of prophets have been guiding humanity towards greatness (or disaster) for centuries.
Don't forget to check out our cafeteria, where a never-ending supply of free nachos and stale coffee are provided to fuel your prophetic endeavors!
And, of course, our gift shop, where you can buy prophetic merchandise, such as "I'm with the Future" t-shirts and "I'm Not the Future" t-shirts.