**In the Event of the Apocalypse, Please Follow These Procedures**
In the unlikely event of the world's demise, our underground bunker will be activated. To ensure your survival, please follow these protocols:
Ensure all loose electronics and power cords are secured to prevent them from becoming projectiles in the event of seismic activity or other catastrophic events.
Use duct tape and twine to tie down all exposed cords and cables. Don't forget to tape down loose wires on the ceiling, they might get a bit...
Step 3: Barricade the Entrance
For more information on bunker operations, visit our Underground Safety Procedures page.