Prophet's Rations

Survival Sandwiches for the End Times

As the world burns, you'll need sustenance. Not just any sustenance, but sustenance with a vision of the apocalypse.

Biblical Burnt Bread - The original, the first, the only. A dense loaf, forged in the fires of the divine.

Tribal Tap Water - Harvested from the purest, most ancient sources. Because who needs fluoride?

Zealous Zesty Zucchini - A flavor so divine, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.

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