ThermalSoup: Survival Guide

Welcome, Prophet, to ThermalSoup, the ultimate guide to surviving the impending apocalypse.

Step 1: Prepare for Impact

Before the world ends, you need to stock up on supplies. Don't bother with boring old canned goods, we've got:

• Thermal Soup (self-explanatory)
• Flamingo-flavored Protein Bars (because why not)
• Post-apocalyptic ponchos (for those pesky ash clouds)

Step 2: Build Your Shelter

Find a safe place to hide from the coming doom. We recommend a sturdy underground bunker with:

• Refrigerated storage for your Thermal Soup
• A state-of-the-art sound system for when the world ends (just think of it as ambiance)

Don't forget to link your shelter to our Shelters subpage for more expert advice.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you could try to test the limits of human endurance in our experimental shelter.