Welcome, faithful followers, to the prophetic stronghold of Zachariah the Doomsday Prophet. Here, we await the impending apocalypse with bated breath and a well-stocked pantry.
My prophecies are not to be taken lightly. I have spent many a sleepless night communing with the spirits of the abyss, and I can tell you with certainty:
Fear not, though, for I have prepared for the coming calamity. Behold, my Doomsday Survival Guide!