Zachariah's Doomsday Preparations

As a prophet of the apocalypse, I, Zachariah, have foreseen the impending doom that is to come. To prepare for the inevitable, I have created this website to guide you through the steps you must take to survive the coming catastrophe.

Step 1: Hoard Cans of Beans

Canned goods are essential to survival! Stock up on beans, they're the perfect non-perishable food source. Don't bother with that fancy stuff, just get the cheapest, most unremarkable beans you can find.

Step 2: Cash and Cans

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Doomsday Prep Checklist

Remember, it's always better to be prepared for the worst, than to be left in the dust of a desolate wasteland!

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