As a subscriber to the Void, you're about to enter a realm of unparalleled boredom and existential dread.
But don't worry, we've got some tips and tricks to help you navigate this desolate expanse:
Just don't. Trust us, it'll only lead to disappointment and a strong sense of despair.
You're going to be here for a while, so bring some energy bars or a bag of stale crackers. Your stomach (and soul) will thank you.
As you float aimlessly through the Void, try to think of all the things that could go wrong. It's a great way to pass the time and prepare yourself for the inevitable.