Meeting 1: Nothingness

We gathered the most esteemed Void Prophets to discuss the impending arrival of Nothingness, a phenomenon so profound that it will redefine the fabric of reality as we know it.

Attendants included:

• Void Prophet #1, expert in Non-Existence
• Void Prophet #2, specialist in Emptiness
• Void Prophet #3, master of Vacuity

Key takeaways:

• Nothingness will not be televised, as there is no one to watch.
• It will not be tweeted, as there are no tweets to share.

Decisions:

• We will not be having any snacks, as they will be consumed by the Nothingness.

Next Steps:

We will reconvene in 4 dimensions, where the Nothingness will be more palpable. See you there!

Meeting 2: Existential Quakes