Meeting 1: Nothingness
We gathered the most esteemed Void Prophets to discuss the impending arrival of Nothingness, a phenomenon so profound that it will redefine the fabric of reality as we know it.
Attendants included:
- Void Prophet #1, expert in Non-Existence
- Void Prophet #2, specialist in Emptiness
- Void Prophet #3, master of Vacuity
Key takeaways:
- Nothingness will not be televised, as there is no one to watch.
- It will not be tweeted, as there are no tweets to share.
Decisions:
- We will not be having any snacks, as they will be consumed by the Nothingness.
Next Steps:
We will reconvene in 4 dimensions, where the Nothingness will be more palpable. See you there!
Meeting 2: Existential Quakes