The Prophet is a mystical being of great importance, rumored to possess the knowledge of all that has ever been and shall ever be.
Little is known about the Prophet, except that their beard is said to be longer than the distance between the earth and the sun.
Our research team, The Void Seekers, has been attempting to contact the Prophet for years, but to no avail.
We've tried everything from sending carrier pigeons to bribing the local librarian with free pizza, but the Prophet remains elusive.
Despite the challenges we face, we remain hopeful that one day we will find the Prophet and unlock the secrets of the cosmos.