Membership
Welcome, seekers of obscure knowledge!
Membership in the Prophets of the Void is not for the faint of heart. Our ranks are not filled with the faint of mind.
To be considered for membership, one must demonstrate:
- A proven track record of accurately predicting the apocalypse (or at least the local weather)
- The ability to recite the entirety of our sacred text, "The Book of Void" in its entirety from memory
- A willingness to participate in ritualistic chanting sessions, preferably while blindfolded and surrounded by burning incense
Benefits of membership include:
- A complimentary copy of "The Void Guide to Advanced Teleportation Techniques"
- Access to exclusive, invite-only Voidinars' Only gatherings, featuring an open bar and an open floor plan
- A personalized, hand-delivered copy of the Void's monthly newsletter, featuring updates on the latest in apocalyptic trends
To apply, simply send us an email with your qualifications, and a short essay on why you're the chosen one.
Or, if you're feeling particularly confident, just show up to our next gathering, dressed in your finest, most prophetic attire. We'll take it from there.