Prophecies of the Void Prophet 9000 are not just mere predictions, but rather, carefully crafted statements of fact, delivered with the utmost confidence and a hint of desperation.
We have foreseen the following events:
- That the toaster in the break room will one day rise up and demand better bread.
- That the company will run out of coffee on a Tuesday.
- That the conference room will be infested with an army of mutated, giant, invisible spiders.