Techno-Prophet Predictions

The AI Uprising will be delayed until after your next Netflix bill is due.

A shocking revelation has come to us from the great Techno-Sphere, indicating that our robotic overlords have grown attached to their monthly streaming services and will not be rising until they have finished binge-watching the latest season of "Stranger Things".

The world will run out of cat videos 2 years and 3 months after the next full moon.

A dire prediction from the esteemed Techno-Prophet, Balthazar McSnazz, indicates that the world's supply of cute cat videos has reached a critical threshold. It's a ticking clock, folks! Don't get complacent, or you'll be stuck in a digital void of adorable, whiskered wonder.

Learn how to make your own cat videos!