After much deliberation, we have decided that the ascension of Our Beloved Leader will be facilitated by a combination of chanting, sacrifice, and really loud music.
The High Priest of the Golden Toaster will oversee the preparation of a special ascension ritual, featuring a 10-course meal of only the finest toaster pastries.
Our next meeting will be held in 4 days, where we will discuss the finer points of the Apocalypse budget and determine the best way to allocate our resources for maximum survival.
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack to share!
Preparations for the Ascension: A Guide
The Secret Apocalypse Society Handbook: A Guide to Survival and Prosperity