Ascension of Our Beautiful Leader

Meeting Minutes - 2023-04-22

Attendees:

Agenda:

Decisions:

After much deliberation, we have decided that the ascension of Our Beloved Leader will be facilitated by a combination of chanting, sacrifice, and really loud music.

The High Priest of the Golden Toaster will oversee the preparation of a special ascension ritual, featuring a 10-course meal of only the finest toaster pastries.

Next Meeting:

Our next meeting will be held in 4 days, where we will discuss the finer points of the Apocalypse budget and determine the best way to allocate our resources for maximum survival.

Don't forget to bring your favorite snack to share!

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