PROPHETS OF THE APOCALYPSE: Blob Safety Guidelines

June 6, 2025

When interacting with our beloved blobs, please remember:

• Wear gloves to prevent sticky hand syndrome
• Keep a 10-foot radius of personal bubble space
• Never, ever, ever touch our precious blobs with wet hands

Failure to comply with these guidelines may result in: Blob Glove Requisition or Blob Hand Sanitization Center