Prophetic Meeting of the Month

Minutes from the Great Blob From Space

Attendees

  • Prophetess Elara, Chief Oracle
  • Prophetess Xexu, Cosmic Cartographer
  • Prophetess Zephyr, Shadow Weaver

Agenda

  • Introduction to the Great Blob From Space
  • Discussion of the impending intergalactic catastrophe
  • Prophecies and Divinations

Notes

  • The Great Blob From Space has been detected in the vicinity of Andromeda.
  • Initial estimates suggest it's a sentient, planet-sized amoeba.
  • Prophetess Elara: "We must prepare for the worst."
  • Prophetess Zephyr: "I sense a shadowy presence lurking within the Blob."

Decisions

  • Resolution 1: Activate the Cosmic Shield Generator.
  • Resolution 2: Summon the Shadow Weavers.
  • Resolution 3: Send a delegation to negotiate with the Blob.

Actions

  • Deploy the Great Shield around Earth.
  • Prepare the Shadow Weavers' ritual space-dance.
  • Establish communication with the Blob via Prophetess Xexu's Cosmic Telepathy.

Next Meeting

When: 2025-06-13

What: The Great Blob From Space: A Cosmic Crisis Management Meeting

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