Manifestation of the Omniscient One
The manifestation of the Omniscient One took place on 2027-09-09, a day of great revelation and insight. The meeting was attended by the most esteemed prophets of the land, each with their own unique perspective.
After much deliberation and debate, the following decisions were made:
- We shall build a giant, flaming, robotic chicken in the town square.
- We shall establish a national holiday in honor of the Omniscient One's favorite food: pizza.
- We shall appoint a new prophet, one who shall be chosen by a random draw of the ancient runes.
And so, with the fate of the world decided, the prophets departed, each with a newfound sense of purpose and direction.