I mean, can't they all just see the obvious solution is to smite all who oppose me? It's not like I've done it before or anything...
And don't even get me started on the seating arrangement. They always put me in the back row, near the exit. Do they think I'm going to, like, actually leave or something?
Anyway, I digress. What's the point of this meeting? Oh right, to discuss the latest prophecy of the impending apocalypse. How thrilling.
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