Prophets' Agenda

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Where the Future is Written

Today's Prophesies:

• You will eat an entire pizza by yourself tonight.
• Your favorite TV show will be remade with a sequel, but with a twist.
• You will learn to play the harmonica, but only after you've mastered the kazoo.

Upcoming Prophesies:

• A new, highly-anticipated movie franchise will be released, but it will be in a different dimension.
• The world will run out of avocados, and the price will triple overnight.
• A new, highly-anticipated video game will be released, but it will only be playable on a toaster.

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