Welcome to the most esteemed gathering of minds in all the land! Alan's Beans of Prophesied Wisdom is where the greatest minds come to share their insights and, you know, beans. Our motto? "A bean a day keeps the prophets at bay."
Today's topic: "The Futility of Trying to Predict the Future" by Alan, Bean Whisperer Extraordinaire.
Read the full text of the prophecy here.
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