Welcome to Prophet Alan's Boots, where the future is written on the soles of our feet. Our esteemed leader, Alan, has foreseen a future of unparalleled greatness, but only if you purchase his limited edition, hand-numbered, artisanal boots.

Our current best seller is the "Ominous Ominous" model, featuring a bold, gothic-inspired design and a 50% chance of spontaneously combusting in a blaze of glory.

Would you like to see more of our prophesied footwear?

• View Ominous Ominous Boots
• See Celebrity Endorsements
• Learn about our Limited Editions