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According to our team of expert prophets, the apocalypse is nigh. The signs are clear: cats have stopped meowing, pineapples have stopped tasting like pineapples, and the sky is turning a lovely shade of plaid.
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Read More About Our Demise Election Nightmares: A Prophet's LamentAccording to our team of expert prophets, the apocalypse is nigh. The signs are clear: cats have stopped meowing, pineapples have stopped tasting like pineapples, and the sky is turning a lovely shade of plaid.