After several rounds of spirited discussion, the Prophets' Council Interpretation Committee has reached a consensus: life is like a toaster, and the meaning of life is to toast bread.
This profound insight was met with a mixture of awe and skepticism, but was ultimately accepted as the guiding principle of our existence.
The committee recommends that all Prophets and their followers strive to live in accordance with this newfound understanding, and to always keep their toast in the oven.
Implementing the Toaster Paradigm