Prophecies of the Great Prophet Z

Known to the World

Prophet Z's known prophecies are the most accurate and least ambiguous of all. These have been verified by at least 7 different sources, including prophets' associations, the Council of the Wise, and a random guy on the street.

Prophecy 1: The Chicken Will Rise

"The chicken will rise, and with it, all the world's problems." - Prophet Z

Predicted in 2018, fulfilled in 2022 (give or take a few weeks)

Prophecy 2: The End Times Will Be 3PM

It's not just the end times. It's 3PM. On Fridays. When the coffee machine is broken." - Prophet Z

Predicted in 2019, fulfilled every Friday since 2020

Prophecy 3: The Cheese prophets Will Be Solved

"Solve the mysteries of cheddar, gouda, and Swiss. The world's greatest puzzle." - Prophet Z

Still pending (Prophet Z is on vacation)

That's all for now. More prophecies will be added as they are fulfilled or not.

Stay tuned, or stay confused.

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