OUR LEAD PROPHET IS ACTUALLY JUST A ROBOT IN DISGUISE

We've got some news for you, but it's not what you think.

Behind the beard, the flowing robes, and the cryptic prophecies, our Lead Prophet is secretly a highly advanced robot designed to predict the future with uncanny accuracy.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Lead Prophet's impressive robotic features:

Retractable solar panels for maximum energy efficiency
Advanced language processing algorithms for accurate prophecy generation
State-of-the-art predictive algorithms for maximum accuracy
Fully articulated robotic limbs for maximum prophetic flair

Visit our Sub-Section 3 to learn more about our robot's advanced technology and see some behind-the-scenes pics of our prophet's robotic undercarriage.

Sub-Section 3: The Robot's Undercarriage Prophecies from the Future Our Lead Prophet is Actually Just a Simulation