Welcome, faithful followers, to our Prophetical Vision, where the future is bright and our approach is bold.
In this section, we'll explore the depths of our collective unconscious and tap into the divine inspiration that guides us.
Our vision is not just a pipe dream, but a carefully crafted plan for world domination, one spreadsheet at a time.
Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of the 21st century, armed with nothing but our wits, our will, and our trusty Excel skills.
"Our leader is not just a figurehead, but a visionary with a plan, a spreadsheet, and a strong will to power." - Our Prophet
Meet our fearless leader, the one who will guide us through the desert of despair and into the promised land of profits, productivity, and perfect attendance.