Our Safety Officer: The Zoom Ninja

In a shocking turn of events, our Safety Officer has been revealed to be a stealthy Zoom ninja, sneaking around the office, striking fear into the hearts of late-comers and caffeine-deprived employees alike.

With their unparalleled mastery of the Zoom platform, they have been able to detect even the most minute details of every meeting invite, ensuring that you never miss a call, no matter how obscure.

But beware, for the Zoom Ninja is a force to be reckoned with. They will not hesitate to strike down anyone who dares to join a meeting with a bad haircut or a questionable fashion choice.

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