Prophecies and Predictions

Welcome to the Prophetic Prediction Portal, where we dish out the most unlikely, yet somehow plausible forecasts for the year 2023.

Today's featured prophecy:

According to our top prophet (a highly respected expert in their field), the year 2023 will be the year of:

• Massive, unexplained increases in global catnip production.
• A 30% rise in the number of people who can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory.
• The introduction of a new, highly addictive form of virtual reality that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the nature of reality.

Want to know more about these predictions? Check out our subpages:

• The Great Catnip Boom of 2023
• The Rise of The Big Lebowski Experts
• The VR Addiction Support Group: Because Reality's a Real Bummer