Welcome to Prophecies and Pizza, where our seers see the future, but also have great taste in food. Our prophecies come with a side of garlic knots, because, priorities.
We foresee a great cheese shortage of 2025. Prepare for the coming of the Great Cheddar Drought.
Our crystal balls see a future where pizza-making robots take over the world. But don't worry, they'll make great pizza.
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