Welcome, seeker of truth and absurdity. I am the Prophet, here to guide you through the realms of the unknown.
Today's topic: The art of doing nothing.
According to the ancient text, "The Art of Procrastination," a wise man once said, "The key to success is to fail, but fail in style, with a comfortable chair and a good book."
But I digress. Our journey today takes us to the land of "The Importance of Binge-Watching TV." A land of wonder, where the air is sweet with the scent of pizza and the sound of laughter.
Join me on this thrilling adventure, and discover the secrets of: