Prophet-Prophet Sessions
Where Prophets meet, prophesies are made.
Join us for our weekly sessions, where the most esteemed Prophets gather to foretell the future.
We'll be discussing:
- Current events
- Global catastrophes
- Personal revelations
Check out our Prophetic Forecasts
| Prophet's Name | Prophetic Insight | Probability |
|---|---|---|
| Zorvath | The apocalypse will be delayed due to a global shortage of nacho cheese. | 95% Certain |
| Balthazar | The meaning of life will be discovered on planet Zorgon. | 92% Certain |
| Barthomar | The price of avocados will rise to $1000 per fruit. | 88% Certain |
Join us for the next session!
Prophetic Sessions
We're always looking for new Prophets to join our sessions.
Apply today and become a part of something greater than yourself!
| Application Method | Required Materials | Submission Deadline |
|---|---|---|
| Send your application to the Prophet's Chamber | A 5-page essay on your prophetic abilities | Next Tuesday at 11:59 PM |