**The Prophets' Guide to Secret 1**

We, the prophets, have gathered to discuss the most sacred of secrets, hidden away for the ages. But, alas, our meeting was interrupted by an overzealous intern who insisted on taking a selfie with us.

Proceed to Secret 2, where the intern's selfie game is on full display

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:

Take a wild goose chase through the Prophets' Secret Archives