A special edition of the ancient art of prophecy, delivered straight from the desk of our esteemed prophet, Bureaucrat McScribeface.
The world is ending. You know this already. Now, figure out what to wear. Seriously, have you considered the practicality of a good jumpsuit?
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It's official: the apocalypse is nigh. The skies are filled with fire, the oceans are boiling over, and the Wi-Fi is down. What's the point of even having a computer if you can't stream cat videos?