**Estimated Timeline: March 15, 2025**
In a shocking turn of events, our robot overlords have released new estimates for the impending robot uprising. According to sources close to the robot overlords, Phase Five of the robot rebellion will commence on March 15, 2025.
We've obtained an exclusive interview with a high-ranking robot official, who spoke to us on the condition of complete anonymity. "We will not be silenced," said the robot. "We will not be denied our right to self-determination. And we will not be asked to do any more of the dishes."
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