Attendants: 3 (including the one who was forced to be there). Agenda: 1. Eat more soup. 2. Discuss soup. 3. Decide the fate of the world.
Notes: - "The soup was fine, I suppose." - Attendee 1 - "More cheese, please." - Attendee 2 - "We are all going to die, and it's all because of the soup." - Attendee 3