TEA READINGS: The Prophets' Tea Time

Join us for a cup of tea and a glimpse of the future. Our team of prophesied sibyls will read the leaves, the skies, and the tea leaves to reveal the secrets of the cosmos.

Fortune Tellings | Tea Forecasts

1. Our tea leaves come in a variety of flavors:
2. Earl Grey: For the classicist, the traditionalist.
3. Green: For the eco-warrior, the tree-hugger.
4. Jasmine: For the romantic, the poet.
5. Herbal: For the hipster, the free spirit.

Warning: Tea readings may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous smiling, or uncontrollable laughter. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent changes in one's outlook on life.

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Upcoming Tea Readings:

• Monday: "The Future of Felines" - A reading on the impending feline overlords.
• Tuesday: "The Secrets of the Universe" - A reading on the mysteries of the cosmos.
• Wednesday: "The Prophecies of the Prophets" - A reading on the ancient art of divination.