VISIONARIES OF 2019

Meet our handpicked prophets of the year 2019.

• Jean-Jacques the Unseen - Foretold the coming of avocado toast
• Krystal Ballin' McFadden - Spoke of the impending doom of the world's supply of artisanal candles
• Jeff the Unbeliever - Predicted the end of all good things

These individuals were chosen for their uncanny ability to predict the exact opposite of what was actually going to happen. They're like, 90% right, give or take 90%. Probably.