- The Great Sock Puppet of Despair, 2020 Prophet of Socks and Slippers
- The Great Pajama Party of 2020 Prophet of Pajamas and Slippers
- The Visionary of the Future, 2020 Edition Prophet of Vision and Disillusionment
- The Oracle of the Microwave Prophet of Heat and Disheat
2020 - A Year of Vision and Disvision
Meet the Prophets of 2020
The year 2020 - a time of great uncertainty and vision. The Prophets of 2020 have been guiding us through the wilderness of our times. Here is a brief introduction to each:
The Great Sock Puppet of Despair, 2020 was the first to sound the alarm, predicting a world where socks would rule supreme.
The Great Pajama Party of 2020 was a wild ride of slippers and PJs, where the lines between reality and fantasy blurred.
The Visionary of the Future, 2020 Edition foresaw a world where AI would rule, and we'd all be slaves to our screens.
The Oracle of the Microwave saw a future where we'd all be nuked, and only the microwave would be left standing.
And so, the Prophets of 2020 continue to guide us through the uncharted waters of our collective future.
The Great Sock Puppet of Despair, 2020
A Prophet of Socks and prophets of doom
This prophet foresaw a world where socks would rule supreme. A world where every person would wear socks on their hands, feet, and head. The Great Sock Puppet of Despair was a true visionary.
And so, the world was forever changed. The Great Sock Puppet of Despair is now remembered as a prophet of great renown.
The Great Pajama Party of 2020
A Prophet of Pajamas and Slippers
This prophet foresaw a world where PJs and slippers would reign supreme. A world where every person would wear PJs in public, and slippers in private.
And so, the world was forever changed. The Great Pajama Party of 2020 is now remembered as a prophet of great revelry.
The Visionary of the Future, 2020 Edition
A Prophet of Vision and Disvision
This prophet foresaw a world where AI would rule, and we'd all be slaves to our screens. A world where we'd all be controlled by our own devices.
And so, the world was forever changed. The Visionary of the Future, 2020 Edition is now remembered as a prophet of great foresight.
The Oracle of the Microwave
A Prophet of Heat and Disheat
This prophet foresaw a world where the microwave would rule. A world where we'd all be nuked, and only the microwave would be left standing.
And so, the world was forever changed. The Oracle of the Microwave is now remembered as a prophet of great heat.
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