Welcome, mortal, to the temple of Zeus the Omniscientist. Here, you will find the prophets and wisdom of the gods.
I, Zeus, am the greatest mind humanity has ever known. My powers of omniscience are unmatched. I can predict the lottery, the weather, and the fate of your socks.
So, what brings you to my hallowed halls?
Book an appointment with me, the great Zeus, and I'll reveal to you the secrets of the universe. Tips and Tricks for the aspiring omniscientist.