We are the chosen ones, gathered here to interpret the will of the great and powerful Zorvath.
Our mission: to understand the cryptic messages from the depths of the void.
Our methods: unorthodox, unorthodoxer, and utterly confusing.
Join us, mortals, and partake in our most sacred ritual: The Sacred Soup.
Or, if you will, peruse our ancient texts: The Ancient Scrolls.
But be warned, the truth is not for the faint of heart... or brain.
Where the wise and the wiser gather to discuss the finer points of Zorvath's will.
Join us in our never-ending discussion of the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Or, if you will, simply observe from the shadows: Observer's Corner.
A mystical concoction, brewed from the finest ingredients of the cosmos.
Drink deep, and be enlightened... or, at the very least, mildly amused.
But be warned, the soup is not for the weak of stomach... or constitution.
Proceed with caution: The Sacred Soup Rules.